Wednesday, August 12, 2009

sham WOW!

Found in Billy Mays' System: Cocaine, Hydrocodone, Oxycodone, Tramadol, Alprazolam, Diazepam and Alcohol -

I called upon my crack staff (the Google Oracle) to do a little research to see what Billy Mays was trying to accomplish by ingesting a CVS while "riding that train".

Hydrocodone and acetaminophen is used to relieve moderate to severe pain.

Oxycodone is used to treat moderate to severe pain.

Tramadol (Ultram) is narcotic-like pain reliever used to treat moderate to severe pain.

Alprazolam is used to treat anxiety disorders, panic disorders, and anxiety and is used as an adjunctive treatment for anxiety associated with moderate depression.

Diazepam (Valium) is used to treat anxiety disorders, alcohol withdrawal symptoms, or muscle spasms.

Cocaine is a powerfully addictive stimulant that directly affects the brain and helps numb the pain for selling your soul to hock shit people don't need.


I feel better about those 4 Miller Lites I had at Turner Field tonight.






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